What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:25
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?
Sure no problem officer.
{RING} {RING}
After a few moments he returns.
Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?
HELLO
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?